Do you ever get a whiff of something and can't quite figure out what it is?
And then you think, maybe it's the baby. But no, you just gave the baby a bath. The diaper? Nope. Clean and still almost dry. Can't be that.
And then you move to a different location and realize you can still smell it. But it's not strong or overpowering. It's just there.
And it doesn't matter where you go, it's still there. So you decide it must be you. But it's not. Then you realize it's your pajamas. And as you climb into bed you think that just maybe the smell has rubbed off your sheets and on to your pajamas.
And when you think about it you actually have no idea when the last time was that you changed your sheets.
Does that ever happen do you?
Oh. Well, me either.