Not the best one yet. Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
1. I lost five pounds. In two days. In fairly unpleasant ways.
2. Every member of my family threw up but one.
3. Poop had to be cleaned from places it shouldn't go.
4. There will be no church going.
5. There has been much TV watching.
6. For the first time, in possibly my entire life, I am looking forward to Monday.
P.S. I will also stop complaining tomorrow. I have made a goal and I am going to keep it. Look forward to that.
P.P.S. The title is from A Tale of Two Cities. Guess no one gets a prize. . .