But I'm thinking I need to put one up that looks a little more like this:
Why? Because when the rain cleared up the door to door salesman and Jehovah's Witnesses came out in force. Now, I'm a little more patient with the JW's, because I understand their plight. However, those with the audacity to knock on my door and ask me for money regardless of the sign staring them in the face do not make me happy. And the thing that makes me even less happy is when they come back because I didn't open the door. THREE TIMES.
Now, when they do this it forces me to move all of my children and myself away from the windows, attempt (in vain) to get them to be quiet for five minutes and hope that the constant ringing of the doorbell doesn't wake up my sleeping son.
Let me tell you how doing this THREE times today has improved my mood. Oh, wait, it hasn't.
Do you have a problem with this?