Some things that I will deny to my grave that I did last week. . .
*I did not sit on my 5 year old to administer eye drops
*I did not buy a Frosty Float and then park my car and eat it so I didn't have to take it home and share
*I did not lock myself in the pantry just for a few minutes, to try and find something to make for dinner, only to capitulate and pull out the coupon for Sweet Tomatoes
*I did not eat a tray of homemade nachos, all by myself, for lunch
*I did not cry when I saw the prices for this.
* I did not get overwhelmingly excited for the much anticipated premiere of Chuck.
*I did not spend the weekend reading about zombies.