I have to tell you Target, I'm disappointed. Where have all the cute clothes gone? I tried the mall first and that was a total disaster, but I had you as a backup, so I wasn't too worried. But when I arrived, oh Target, my heart just sank.
I want a dress. A nice dress, but a cheap dress. This is where I thought you would come in. But no. No. All I could find were hideous things. Horrible things. Things I would never, could never wear. And I was sad. Oh, so sad.
So, please. Please Target. Let's get with the program. Please? And make some cute skirts and dresses okay. Because we are counting on you. Because the next stop on my list for a dress is Wal Mart. And let's just face it: I don't ever want to have to betray you like that.