*I did not completely forget my blog for 2 weeks. And a secret little part of me didn't not care. . .
*I did not just hit 'mark all as read'.
*I did not hose off my son in the backyard after he pooped his pants for the third time in one day.
*I did not realize in a panic that this will be the last week for peaches at the farmers market and foolishly buy a whole box.
*I did not read the entire Percy Jackson series in a week.
* I did not almost hit an orange cone on the freeway and almost get in a an accident all in the same night.