*It is possible to do 12 loads of laundry in one day.
*It is not possible to catch vomit coming out of 2 mouths at the same time.
*It is possible for me to fly. But only about 4 feet. And I do need the proper motivation. Gagging children will do the trick.
*Lavender oil will only drown out the smell of vomit temporarily.
*It is possible to shovel the driveway and give two children a bath at the same time.
*Fun fact: Cream of Mushroom soup smells disturbingly like vomit.
Can you guess what I've been dealing with this week?