Next time you plan a weekend away in Park City, there are a couple of things that you need to remember:
*Just because it is spring everywhere else, does not mean that it is spring in Park City. In fact, chances are that it will snow on you.
*Don't try to go to dinner at 8:00 at night. EVERYTHING will be closed but Burger King.
*Don't assume that the carpet that was slightly damp before you left will just dry. No. It will not.
*Wear boots to church. Not five inch heels.
*The kids will indeed be perfectly fine, and may in fact in prefer your sister's parenting skills to your own.
*Do it anyway. It will all be totally worth it.